nah

bands-arent-just-bands:

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

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I feel you, little duck

i caNT BREATHE

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

herecomesoliver:

porndirector:

is that squidward

This is all I care about

mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

theslinkylizard:

Odin went to bed all by himself tonight but… I don’t think he quite made it.

theslinkylizard:

Odin went to bed all by himself tonight but… I don’t think he quite made it.

puppies:

In 7th grade I learned the word orgasm and I refused to speak in science class again because I was afraid I would say orgasm instead of organism

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??