I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did
I feel you, little duck
i caNT BREATHE
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
answering the door when you’re home alone like
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
Odin went to bed all by himself tonight but… I don’t think he quite made it.
In 7th grade I learned the word orgasm and I refused to speak in science class again because I was afraid I would say orgasm instead of organism